Your Sprint Fit Call Is Booked—Here's How to Get a Win in 15 Minutes
On this call, we'll confirm fit, map your immediate revenue opportunities, and—if accepted—reserve your Sprint slot with the $1,500 deposit. You'll know in 15 minutes whether we can help you win.
You'll join via the calendar link. No slides—just decisions.
Why This Is Only 15 Minutes
This isn't a sales pitch. It's a diagnostic call to confirm we can deliver an ROI win fast. If we can't, we'll tell you in the first 10 minutes and suggest alternatives. If we can, we'll outline the fastest path forward.
Think doctor-style diagnosis: targeted questions, quick fit assessment, clear yes/no with reasoning. No pressure. No multi-call process. No ambiguity.
What We'll Cover in 15 Minutes
Fast, focused, decision-oriented. Here's the exact agenda:
1. Brand + Offer Snapshot
What you sell, who buys, your current holiday offer or gifting angle.
2. Traffic & Current Metrics
Monthly revenue band, AOV, site conversion rate, ad platforms you've tested.
3. Revenue Gaps We Can Close
Where revenue is leaking—tracking, page design, offer clarity, retargeting, creative.
4. Go/No-Go Decision
We'll tell you if we're 90%+ confident we can win. If yes, we reserve your Sprint slot.
5. Deposit & Kickoff Date
If accepted: $1,500 deposit secures your spot, balance due at kickoff (24–48 hours).
Optional: If you prefer we launch without creative approval to maximize speed, mention it on the call.
Bring These to the Call
Having this ready helps us give you a clear go/no-go answer fast.
Numbers (Have These Ready)
- Monthly revenue band (e.g., $80K/mo, $200K/mo)
- Average order value (AOV)
- Current website conversion rate (if known)
- Top 3 products or services by revenue
- Current traffic volume (monthly visitors)
Access (We'll Walk You Through Setup)
- GA4 viewer access (we'll show you how)
- Google Ads or Meta ad account IDs (if applicable)
- Website/CMS admin contact or credentials
Assets (Needed by Day 1)
- Brand logo (high-res PNG or SVG)
- 3–5 product or service images
- Your core value prop in 1 sentence
- Holiday offer idea(s) or current promotions
People (Required)
- Decision-maker present on the call (you can say yes and pay deposit)
Are You a Fit? (Self-Qualify in 60 Seconds)
We accept 1 in 4 brands. Here's how to know if you're likely a fit:
You're Likely a Fit If:
- You're doing $50K-$300K+/month in revenue
- You have a clear holiday offer or can build one with us
- You can place the $1,500 deposit today if accepted
- You're willing to launch within 72 hours of kickoff
- You're open to our proven page/offer framework
Not a Fit If:
- Pre-revenue or under $30K/month
- No ad budget available ($50–$150/day minimum)
- Compliance-restricted verticals (crypto, CBD, etc.)
- Decision-maker can't be on the call
- Need complete custom design (no framework flexibility)
Not a fit? We'll still share 2-3 quick-wins you can implement on your own.
Guarantee & Proof
If we don't increase your conversion rate by 30%+ or generate 3× your fee in new revenue by Dec 15, you won't pay another dollar until we do. We only accept brands when we're 90%+ certain we can deliver a win.
mobile CVR in 96h
DTC brand
gift card sales
Service brand
AOV via bundles
Wellness brand
ROAS retargeting
Beauty brand
Results vary by niche, brand, and market conditions. We only accept brands with high ROI potential based on our 90%+ confidence threshold.
Investment & Timeline
Transparent pricing. One flat fee. No surprises.
Core
$7.5K
Essential single-channel launch
Best if you want to launch 1 channel fast and test demand before expanding
Plus
$9.5K
Multi-channel + retargeting (Most Chosen)
Most chosen. Best if you want multi-channel performance + retargeting (sweet spot of speed + ROI)
Max
$12K
Full holiday domination + email/SMS
Best if you want to dominate your category and build a full funnel + nurture system
Deposit & Balance
$1,500 deposit reserves your Sprint slot. Balance due at kickoff (typically 24–48 hours after fit call).
Ad Spend (Separate)
Ad spend is paid directly to Google/Meta. We recommend $50–$150/day per platform for the first week.
How Kickoff Works (If Accepted)
From deposit to live campaigns in 72 hours. Here's the exact sequence:
Pay Deposit
$1,500 secures your Sprint slot. Balance invoiced for kickoff day.
Asset Handoff
You upload logo, images, and fill out 10-minute intake form.
Deploy Tracking + Page
We install GA4, Pixel, UTM tracking and build your holiday landing page (Day 1).
Ads Go Live
Google Performance Max and/or Meta campaigns launch with professional creative (Day 2).
Optimization Window
We tune campaigns during the critical first 72 hours for maximum early ROI (Day 3).
Creative Approval: You can approve final creative before launch, or tell us to proceed at maximum speed. Most clients opt for speed.
Quick Questions
Do I need ads running already to qualify?
No. The Sprint works for brands launching from scratch or restarting for the holidays. If you're already running ads, we'll audit and improve them.
We're late in the season—can this still work?
Yes. Even launching mid-November gives you 4+ weeks of high-intent holiday traffic. We've seen strong results from launches as late as Nov 20.
Do I own everything after the Sprint ends?
Yes. You own the landing page, ad creative, tracking setup, campaign structure, and strategy docs. Nothing is held hostage.
Is the $1,500 deposit refundable?
The deposit is non-refundable once we begin work (within 24 hours of kickoff). However, if we decline you during the fit call, you pay nothing.
Who must be on the call?
The person who can approve the investment and say yes to moving forward. If that's not you, bring them or reschedule.
How fast will we see first clicks after launch?
Typically within 24 hours of campaign launch. First conversions usually happen within 24–48 hours.
What if I need to reschedule?
No problem—just reschedule at least 12 hours in advance using the link in your calendar invite.
How This Sprint Is Different From a Typical Agency
We're not an agency—we're a revenue engineering system built for speed and ROI.
Done in days, not months
Agencies take 4–6 weeks. We deploy in 72 hours. Speed equals revenue.
No long contracts
One flat fee. No retainers. No lock-in. You can walk away after 72 hours with everything.
You keep all assets, systems & strategy
No proprietary platforms. No vendor lock-in. You own the page, ads, tracking, and documentation.
Built for ROI first, not vanity metrics
We optimize for revenue and conversions, not impressions or clicks. Performance or we work for free.
Agencies sell relationships. We sell results. That's the difference.
Need to Reschedule or Upload Assets Early?
Please reschedule at least 12 hours in advance.
How to Prepare to Say Yes If Accepted
If we confirm fit and you want to move forward, here's what makes it fast and friction-free:
Have payment method ready
If accepted, you'll place the $1,500 deposit on the call to reserve your spot. We accept all major credit cards and ACH.
Understand the speed advantage
Clients who secure their spot on the call typically launch 3–7 days sooner—which often equals $5K–$50K+ in earlier revenue captured vs. waiting to "think it over."
Remember the guarantee
30%+ conversion lift OR 3× ROI by Dec 15—or you don't pay another dollar until we deliver. The risk is on us.
Brands who delay miss their optimal launch window—and the revenue that comes with it.
Final Readiness Check
Confirm you're ready for a productive call:
Check all boxes above to confirm readiness
Questions before the call? Email us or check your calendar invite for contact details.